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Stew: Black Men Ski


Listen to singer and comedian Stew perform “Black Men Ski” on TED How does the song break racial stereotypes?


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0:15 Has __________ever been to Aspen, Colorado? __________'s not a joke yet; those aren't the jokes. Is this __________off? I went to Aspen recently and stumbled into this song.
0:41 ♫ Black men go to Aspen ♫
0:43 ♫ and rent colorful chalets. ♫
0:52 ♫ Giggle at the questions ♫
0:54 ♫ __________mere presence seems to raise. ♫
1:04 ♫ Get taken for men ♫
1:06 ♫ __________don't resemble in the least. ♫
1:11 "Are __________... ?" "No."
1:15 ♫ __________'s a winter wonderland ♫
1:18 ♫ in the belly of the beast. ♫
1:21 ♫ And black men ski. ♫
1:27 ♫ Black men ski. ♫
1:33 ♫ Black men send back sushi ♫
1:35 ♫ with a scorned Yakuza's flair. ♫
1:44 ♫ __________make postmodern art ♫
1:46 ♫ with bacon grease ♫
1:48 ♫ and hot combed hair. ♫
1:56 ♫ __________secretly play Beethoven ♫
1:59 ♫ inside __________bassmobiles. ♫
2:07 ♫ __________can tell __________how cool looks ♫
2:10 ♫ but cannot show __________how __________feels ♫
2:13 ♫ when black men ski. ♫ ♫ When black men ski. ♫
2:25 ♫ Black men now are students ♫
2:27 ♫ of gay sensibility. ♫
2:30 ♫ __________wear ironic T-shirts ♫
2:33 ♫ drenched in code unknown to __________. ♫
2:36 ♫ __________get baptized in Walden Pond ♫
2:39 ♫ amongst a searing mob ♫
2:41 ♫ because the cleansing blood of Jesus ♫
2:44 ♫ could not do a thorough job. ♫
2:47 ♫ Black men ski. ♫
2:53 ♫ Black men ski. ♫
2:58 ♫ Chinese guys can jump real high ♫
3:01 ♫ and Germans cook soul food. ♫
3:04 ♫ White boys rap and hippies nap ♫
3:07 ♫ __________dreads up to look rude. ♫
3:09 ♫ Jazz is now suburban ♫
3:12 ♫ __________'s Marsalisly clean. ♫
3:15 ♫ And now __________'ve got Viagra ♫
3:18 ♫ __________'s a sex machine. ♫
3:20 ♫ So black men ski. ♫
3:25 What else can __________do?
3:26 ♫ Black men ski. ♫
3:32 ♫ Black men ski. ♫
3:37 ♫ Black men ski. ♫
3:43 ♫ Some kids __________'ll describe as friends ♫
3:46 ♫ say __________ am race-obsessed. ♫
3:49 ♫ The luxury of __________opinion ♫
3:51 ♫ shows that __________are blessed. ♫
3:54 ♫ See, __________ have poems about sunsets ♫
3:57 ♫ flowers and the rain. ♫
4:00 ♫ __________'ve read __________to policemen ♫
4:03 ♫ but __________was all in vain. ♫
4:05 ♫ So black men ski. ♫
4:11 ♫ Black men ski ... ♫ elegantly.
4:16 ♫ Black men ski. ♫
4:22 ♫ Black men ski. ♫