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Stew: Black Men Ski


Listen to singer and comedian Stew perform “Black Men Ski” on TED How does the song break racial stereotypes?


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0:15 Has __________ever been to Aspen, Colorado? __________'s not a joke yet; those aren't the jokes. Is this __________off? I went to Aspen recently and stumbled into this song.
0:41 Black men go to Aspen
0:43 and rent colorful chalets.
0:52 Giggle at the questions
0:54 __________mere presence seems to raise.
1:04 Get taken for men
1:06 __________don't resemble in the least.
1:11 "Are __________... ?" "No."
1:15 __________'s a winter wonderland
1:18 in the belly of the beast.
1:21 And black men ski.
1:27 Black men ski.
1:33 Black men send back sushi
1:35 with a scorned Yakuza's flair.
1:44 __________make postmodern art
1:46 with bacon grease
1:48 and hot combed hair.
1:56 __________secretly play Beethoven
1:59 inside __________bassmobiles.
2:07 __________can tell __________how cool looks
2:10 but cannot show __________how __________feels
2:13 when black men ski. When black men ski.
2:25 Black men now are students
2:27 of gay sensibility.
2:30 __________wear ironic T-shirts
2:33 drenched in code unknown to __________.
2:36 __________get baptized in Walden Pond
2:39 amongst a searing mob
2:41 because the cleansing blood of Jesus
2:44 could not do a thorough job.
2:47 Black men ski.
2:53 Black men ski.
2:58 Chinese guys can jump real high
3:01 and Germans cook soul food.
3:04 White boys rap and hippies nap
3:07 __________dreads up to look rude.
3:09 Jazz is now suburban
3:12 __________'s Marsalisly clean.
3:15 And now __________'ve got Viagra
3:18 __________'s a sex machine.
3:20 So black men ski.
3:25 What else can __________do?
3:26 Black men ski.
3:32 Black men ski.
3:37 Black men ski.
3:43 Some kids __________'ll describe as friends
3:46 say __________ am race-obsessed.
3:49 The luxury of __________opinion
3:51 shows that __________are blessed.
3:54 See, __________ have poems about sunsets
3:57 flowers and the rain.
4:00 __________'ve read __________to policemen
4:03 but __________was all in vain.
4:05 So black men ski.
4:11 Black men ski ... elegantly.
4:16 Black men ski.
4:22 Black men ski.